FAQ

Frequently asked questions are by far my favourite part of any website. If I have missed anything important that you need to know please contact me and I will try my best to answer.

You don't look like an engine. Are you really one?

Do you mean an engineer? Yes, I am really one. The mechanical flavour. And I work in building design.
Have you ridden, gone for a coffee with, or even ever seen a giraffe?

No, I've never ridden a giraffe or gone for a coffee with a giraffe (who asks these questions?). I have, however, seen quite a few giraffes. Probably 13.
Do you like snooker?

Yes! Do you play too?
Have you ever been to the moon?

No. But I have been to Crewe which I was told is also made of cheese.
What do you prefer out of walking and sitting?

Mostly I prefer walking. However, I do like watching TV and reading and both are tricky to do when walking.
What are your three favourite songs in the whole world that are about food?

The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches The National - Lemonworld Led Zeppelin - Tangerine It is a coincidence they are all about fruit. What are yours?
What did you watch on TV when you were little?

Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
Who was your hero when you were growing up?

Gazza
Do you have a favourite letter?

Yes, I do. It's W. It's the only letter that has its very own pattern. Though it is a little unfair that z got the credit. They should be called wig-wags.